Stalkers (and Friends) Come Out Come Out Wherever You Are

I'm going to give away something to people. I am a blog stalker. I hate leaving comments. It has to be something really big for me to leave a comment. I guess I never have anything great to say. I check blogs daily. Google reader makes it so convenient. I check my email, then my friends blogs, family, sewing, cooking, SAA, rhett's friends, and I have a category on there titled "Stalker List".

So there you have it. I think most people blog stalk, but to reward those that stalk this blog.

1. I won't think anything of it. I won't think you're creepy, or question why you're looking at my blog, think how random are you, etc. I stalk, I know you stalk. So enter to win something like a normal person.

2. I think I'll let the winner choose what they want within reason. I'll make it for them. Here's a bunch of things I've made, to give you ideas of what you could choose/ design:

A lot of stuff for kids. But what if you don't have kids, don't want kids, and don't know kids?

Maybe this stuff:

If you're not a girl, or if you just don't want some handmade crafty junk:

Everyone likes cookies and I could air pack and ship them.

But if you look at this blog and none of this is appealing, then I'm sorry...maybe I have a book or something you might want? A pack of gum?

3. RULES: Leave a comment. It doesn't have to say anything, because I hate leaving comments myself. Maybe type something: jkljkj-- gibberish at least. For extra points, you could say how you found this, through which friend of yours you stalk, that might be interesting, but not required. Maybe I'll have a bonus gift for the person that I think has the most random stalk chain to have found me.

**But I guess if you have a private blog I can't send a comment back to say you won, so you'll have to leave your email address. Or stalk back to see if you win because I'll post it on here if I can't get a hold of the winner.

That's all. I guess with these things I have random.org pick a winner. The lucky winner can then choose whatever they want from my etsy store stuff or anything from my project blog or whatever. It doesn't have to be these things, these are just ideas. We'll work out all the details of your colors, cookies, project, etc. That part will be fun. Then I'll ship it to you. Because lets face it, we don't actually want to see the people from high school or friends of friends that we stalk. That's why we stalk so we can keep in touch without communicating at all right? So you won't have to see me, don't worry. And if we're friends, not many of you live near enough to see me anyway.

Because I kind of expect to know most people, according to statcounter.com I don't have many people look at this thing, and most I recognize anyway. So let it begin. I don't know how long to have this go though....I'll have to get back with you on that.