For a while Rhett and I have shared an inside joke about really long email tags/ signatures. (They probably have a proper technical term, correct me if you know) You know the ones, each email they send you is automatically finished with their "signature" which includes their name, contact info, and accomplishments, titles, or positions. Many times the email tag is a huge paragraph and much longer than the actual email. So for a while when something in our lives popped to memory that wouldn't be related to business or professional emails, we'd joke about adding it to our email tag. Over time these accumulated and so I thought we'd document our own impressive e-mail tags.
Rhett F. Crapo
- 2nd place champion: Bean Bag Toss, Delta South Elementary 2nd grade, 1988-89
- Official Boyfriend: Dina Kay Fowles, Spring of 1993
- Ninja Spy Club President: 1986-1987
- Jr. Class Vice President: Delta High School 1997-1998
- Eagle Scout: 1999
- Homecoming 1ST Attendant: Delta High School 1998
- Voted Most Talented: Class of 1999 Delta High School
- 3A State Champion: Wrestling 145 lb, 1999
- Most Improved Round House Kick: Weber State University, Tai Quan-Do 101, Spring Semester 2000
- Nursery Leader: Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, 2004-current
- Fewest Cookie Dough Sales: Rotaract Fundraiser, Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine, 2006
Jessica Kelly Crapo
- Hope of America Recipient: Highland Elementary 6th grade, 1997
- Gold Medalist: Standing Broad Jump, Crescent View Elementary 3rd Grade Olympics, 1994
- Reflections Runner-up: Creative Writing, Mountain Ridge Jr. High, 1997
- Geography Bee Finalist: Alta View Elementary 5th Grade, 1996
- Wagon Master: Mario Cart Champion, title held one week, Summer 2002
- Best Potato Peeler: Highland 16th Ward, Girls Camp, 2002
- Chemistry Club President: Lone Peak High School, 2002-2003
- Girl's Track: Most Valuable Jumper, Lone Peak High School, 2002
- Powder Puff Football Champions: Gold Team, Lone Peak High School, 2003, position: safety
- Ataris Concert Festival Co-chair: Weber State University, 2003
- Most Creative Pumpkin Carving: "Sloth", University 5th Ward, Family Home Evening, 2003
- Birthday Calendar Coordinator: Radiology Department, Alta View Hospital, 2004-2006
2 comments:
Ha ha, that's hilarious!
I would just like to add a few to Mr. R. Foster Crapo's tag.....
-Driver of coolest whitest longest car ever.
-Fastest shark tooth bag filler in White Sage area.
-Best at Star Fox on SNES in Delta Middle School.
-Most likely to get a concussion (1999)
-Best compiler of Pearl Jam hits on one tape (A and B sides)
.................oh and the reference to Dina Kay??....priceless!
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