testing the new toy's abilities. Thus the trip to Nauvoo was greatly anticipated for Rhett.
He programmed the shortest route between our house and Nauvoo. It took us out on Hwy 6, a common route we take. After about 15 miles, the voice directed to "turn Right onto county hwy 12"...uhhh, this is a dirt road. "I don't know about this Rhett. We're going to be late." I cautioned doubting the PC. "Don't worry Jess. TomTom probably knows a shortcut no one else knows about. I looked at the route, in the end it will be faster." After driving for miles on dirt roads, TomTom lead us to a no through road. We were in the middle of rural Missouri trusting a robot to get somewhere we already know. I was frustrated. "Rhett, this shortest route doesn't mean it's faster. We aren't going to make it." I continued to joke about the PC and ridicule it. Rhett was patient and agreed he wouldn't take anymore dirt roads TomTom suggests. He was patient until I crossed the line (at this point we were back on paved roads on a route we have previously taken) "Rhett I don't know why we waste our time with this. Just go the way we know!" He calmly responded. "Jess your complaining and negativity is getting on my nerves and starting to annoy me...pretty bad. You've made TomTom nervous now and so now he is all confused and we're both not enjoying this ride with you." I knew he was serious about being annoyed, and kidding about flustering TomTom, and worse, he was right about my whining. After my thoughtful pause he added: "Jess, lay off TomTom....he's just a computer." That was it: "Rhett do you know 'TomTom' is just a computer?" He started laughing, enjoying the whole adventure, and I tried to conceal my chuckle at the whole mess.
We finally did make it and we weren't late, and I have to give TomTom credit for finding a short cut on the way back through Keokuk, IA. Maybe TomTom and I just started out on the wrong foot and we'll become friends after all.
3 comments:
Jess---I was laughing as hard at this post as I have episodes of the Office. That is a huge compliment if you didn't pick up on it.
You tell the best stories. And you're so good at it! I love it!
Rhett & Jess, We have our own GPS her name is Maggie. She has gotten us in to similar situations. Maybe we could get these two crazie kids together and breed them into some sort of SUPER-GPS offspring that could manage to avoid dirt roads and achieve world peace. Would you charge us a stud fee to use Tom Tom?
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